Alex de Renzy (FEMMES DE SADE, PRETTY PEACHES) was one of the greatest directors of adult films ever, his career starting in the late 60's and preceeding well into the 90's. So saying that BABY FACE, stands as his crowning achievement is no small praise. This ranks as one skinflick that truly has it all, a complete storyline, fine production, and a couple of decent acting performances and some of the hottest sex scenes ever assembled in a single movie.
Big, lumbering Dan Roberts stars as the hapless construction worker who has to go into hiding following his seduction of underage but willing Priscilla (Lyn Cuddles Malone) which incurs the wrath of her religious fanatic of a man. After a near-fatal accident leaves him unconsciously drifting in the bay, he is saved by fan favorites Amber Hunt (FIONA ON FIRE) and Linda Wong (SWEET CAKES) who clean him up and then some. Hunt comes up with the brilliant idea of taking him to the Training Camp, a brothel catering exclusively for rich women and run by her aunt, affectionately referred to as the Champ.
This fancy cathouse provides the perfect backdrop for the movie's myriad sexual situations, nearly all of them handled with great style and enthusiasm by cast and filmmaker alike, shot through with a wickedly subversive humor. Standout scenes include gentle giant Roberts tender initiation of the eager Malone, their contrast in size providing an instant thrill all by itself, and the late great Kristine Heller taking on pretty much all the guys present in what has to stand as the single greatest gang bang sequence ever committed to film or video.
遗失的东西它静静躺在我们的岁月里，在某一刻会唤醒我们的记忆 音乐响起，让我们跟着德瑞克再次开启宝藏之旅
最后的空中海盗船大战还有点意思，其他真是乏善可陈，导演 Ruben Fleischer 近几年有点不思进取了
迟到了25min不过应该没错过啥，不过前半段一直在地上解密，让我不由地想吐槽“海域呢……”总之整体观感作为一部爆米花爽片而言是合格了。荷兰弟好可爱喔www就是好想大喊“我那么多的金子啊啊啊啊啊啊”🥺🥺🥺
荷兰弟真的好适合这个萌贱小贼的角色❤️没玩过游戏，但是很喜欢探险题材，毕竟夺宝奇兵IP之后就再没有探险类电影叫好叫座了（叹气）本来以为会是CG满天飞的魔幻片，后来才知道是个解谜冒险动作片☺️期待能有后作
整体和游戏关系不大 前半段略显无趣 后半段飞船对轰还挺有趣的
2022-05-01
反派黑妞恰好就看到了主角。。要不别编了吧行不行。。
我还是好喜欢汤荷兰啊TT但是看这个真不如再去找几集游戏实况看（
You made that real clear.
春天luxe 嘴炮不够毒，笑点不够多，寻宝偏儿戏，动作场面还算过得去。
再加上两个小时爬山、攀岩的段落才对。几乎一无是处。
说不上好，也绝不是烂。和PS3时期的第一代游戏一样，剧本表演配乐特效各个方面都没有出彩的地方，四平八稳到或许看过就可以忘。但对于游戏系列老粉来说，主题音乐响起的时候，还是非常感动。游戏二代表现突飞猛进成为神作，不知道电影第二部的表现会是如何。
电影院日志：这家万达影院大厅的按摩椅挺友好，第一次问我要不要按摩，我不理会，第二次问我要不要走开，我假装听不到，第三次居然说免费送我扫码按摩，然后我就扫了，虽然无法完全放松地享受了一顿机器按摩，竟然有点舒服，然后就进场了，这电影是什么东西无聊到睡着，看了之后完全没有想玩游戏的欲望，达蒙怎么保养得那么不如大本(马克莫怪脸盲)，荷兰豆的问题是长得有点蜥蜴人的感觉…还好九毛钱的夜间IMAX，虽然台词本身也烂但字幕翻译真是烂透了shame shame shame。
就平平淡淡吵吵闹闹的商业流水线作品，很适合跑步机看。
无功无过，看着挺舒服的爆米花电影。略期待第二部，同时不知还能不能再见国家宝藏系列
PS：班德拉斯只是来赚个外快而已吗。。。╮(╯▽╰)╭
这次是福利篇而已，为了不影响续集的制作，小新没有参与这次制作，所以画风不一样，不能以动漫的标准来评判。并且本身就是补充，对内容也不能有太多的要求，这次补充的还是很详细的，解答了一些疑惑
两星半吧。现代版飞翔的加勒比海盗。为什么全片Tom Holland居然是最后有演技的一个！everyone has the emotional range of a pickle 明明只有两个小时，还以为三个小时那么长。就流水账似的叙事就完了。一看，screenplay果然是Rafe Judkins。拜托能不能不要再让他糟蹋IP了我谢谢你啊！
6.0/10 分。初看，蓝光。剧情真心一般，打斗很假很一般。也就是特效还行吧，场面设计得有点夸张，但逻辑性较差。。。马克·沃尔伯格，演技很尴尬。。。最后有无聊的彩蛋，估计还有续集。。。
上一次看到这么难看的商业电影大概还是《富春山居图》，勉强算是个合格的爆米花电影，但内容实在是老套又无聊，每一步都精准踩在能被预判到的方向
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