Totally unawares, Saverio, a teacher and Mario, a janitor of the same school in which they both work, travel back in time and find themselves in central Italy at the end of the 15th century. They carry with them an unresolved squabble concerning Saverio’s sister, creating a lot of tension between the two, which will increase in the plot. From this moment on they will have to come to grips with the grotesque situation they find themselves in, trying to "hitch a lift" back to the future in a most outlandish way, using and misusing their foresight of the events taking place round that time, and generally making fools of themselves in the eyes of "normal" renaissance folks. Their meeting with Leonardo da Vinci is hysterical, when they become more and more convinced that the genius is in reality a moron. Another character they meet is Savonarola the heretic, who enjoins them to repent, before he is taken to the stake, eliciting some breezy comment from them. If it weren’t for a weird kind of homesickness, they would quite enjoy living in this period, full of daring fashions and tantalising damsels.
The couple shows great chemistry and is funny in every respect. The psychology of their characters is complex and credible - for once comical roles with a depth. Basically, Saverio is an embittered petit-bourgeois forever attracted and rejected by women, envious of Mario, an easy-going proletarian every woman falls in love with. Saverio is scheming, mean and vindictive as much as Mario is naive, generous and forgiving. What a match of talents: Roberto Benigni and Massimo Troisi at the peak of combined creativity. Too bad they will never come back together for another joint venture. Or maybe it is better this way: masterpieces of this level cannot be improved on, at best they can be imitated. For this reason Non ci resta che piangere will shine like a gem in the crown of the best Italian movies of all times. Sadly not many people seem to have seen it, not even in Italy, where the viewers do not need subtitles to enjoy the hilarious juggling of the two actors with the language, but their body language can be universally appreciated.
If you miss it you will have to repent!
7.8分。2022.07.21 纯洁 干净 有力，整部影片都想最后的歌一样浑厚，生动，回味无穷。画面是真的好看。
总之，一切都很俗套，这年头商业大片的打斗工作设计都比不上八十年代，乌鸡鲅鱼了
Dynamisme ludique, personnages sans relief, scénario simpliste fan service divertissant, en soit, adaptation passable qui remplit bien le cahier des charges? 2.5
演童年小女孩的演员长得比青年女主更漂亮。男演员一脸的憨厚老实像，演技有待提高。西部风光拍得很美，这种剧情的片子每一代的少女都爱看。这么琼瑶的美国爱情片还挺少见。
哈哈哈哈哈。记录2022年3月18日，在武汉出差，一个人包场看完了神秘海域。没错，我是顽皮狗同款游戏的死忠粉。1234加失落的遗迹加psv黄金之渊一个没拉下全部都收藏了实体光盘和卡带。还不忘又都买了一份数字版。ps5升级也第一时间入了。对uncharted忠诚让我必须为电影打五颗星。哪怕是，荷兰弟的内森德雷克我不满意，太稚嫩了，克洛伊也不如游戏中的身材好也不美。苏利文也太年轻，这些都瑕不掩瑜，btw，第二部呢，伊莲娜费雪女神呢？
爆米花电影，轻松愉快。寻宝套路虽老但爽。就是选角不太喜欢，nathan喜欢的那个女的我还以为四十好几了……
其实有几个场景还是蛮有创意。整体比较不出众，你感觉要跑酷了结果掉水里了，你以为要打架了他顺利逃跑了，你以为要疯狂解谜了他破解了，一切比想象的还要顺利那何来探险呢？！海域有了神秘呢？？？
女主牛B，报复父亲的抛弃她，就是和父亲睡了，然后再告诉父亲真相，父亲自杀！真是吓到了！但是那么悲惨的一生都是父亲造成的！
咱不能强行要求一部剧情片有动作戏吧？对吧？所以说吧，咱是不是同样也不能要求一部动作片有强剧情呢？尤其是游戏改编的…对吧？能让我怀念强大美好的成龙时代已经很好了。但是荷兰弟的演技…嗯行吧，努力了…
Dynamisme ludique, personnages sans relief, scénario simpliste fan service divertissant, en soit, adaptation passable qui remplit bien le cahier des charges? 2.5
作为一部爆米花电影，还要求啥呢。不过说真的，动作戏不咋样，女主更不咋样，视觉奇观也没有，打四星的冲动，完全是对荷兰弟的好感度。PS:马克跟荷兰弟比身高，那确实不怎么高，哈哈哈哈
刚出水衣服就干了，狂奔老半天气都不喘一下，几十米高空砸水里人还活着……这些硬伤放游戏里可以原谅，放电影里就太出戏了。各角色本身性格不鲜明，彼此之间也没有化学反应，索然无味，甚至海岛藏宝的设定都很老套。太平庸了
三月上海友人买了苏州imax场次的电影送我去看了，合格的爆米花电影。荷兰弟也梦想成真，但是觉得他应该珍惜现在年轻的状态，先别急着扮成熟，否则真的很快就老油条了……同样是关于海的电影，他海啸奇迹里面表现真的很突出，但是这部反而不那么突出了。
这也太童话了吧。农夫与妓女，无论妓女怎么作死农夫还是不离不弃？这是什么坚定的信仰？世界上真的有这种事？真的有这样的爱情？农夫大概是个绿帽奴吧…
“Oh,Crap!”内森德雷克的口头禅传神的表达了我的内心。我宁愿在《神秘海域：盗贼遗产合集》刷惨烈难度的勇者之路。
真的逻辑不通，狗屎一堆，男女主角也并没有很吸引人，果然抖音推荐是烂片
因该是游戏改编，没玩过，但电影这是个啥，就寻宝来说吧，拿十字架，解密什么的内容也太顺利了。
工整的好莱坞冒险寻宝视效动作大片。荷兰弟成年熟男银幕形象，是ok的，从电影工业视角来说，抛弃偏向精英视角小众审美偏好，该片完成度极高。有一种密室逃脱、闯关竞技游戏即视感，娱乐元素过杂的确有削弱“后疫情时代下的信任与团结”主题表达输出。与此同时，影片也似乎透露着一种直男审美——两位女性形象攻于心计、算计和背叛：一方面，她们业务能力强，符合女强设定，另一方面她们又是与男性信守承诺团结相悖的“黑吃黑”的典范，很不讨喜。但从剧作文本和视听语言上来说，代表了当今以美国好莱坞主流文化为代表的电影工业的成熟高标准化。在规范化的生产工业中，人物叙事包括转场等，驾轻就熟，从该意义上来说，本片娱乐属性阈值“拉满”。而荷兰弟表演，充满既幼稚可爱又性张力爆棚的反差萌感。除了新一代imax技术加持，荷兰弟也有加分了。
新印第安纳琼斯系列。只是钥匙开来开去是不是有点老土了。
这两艘五百年前的船，看起来比泰坦尼克号都结实
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