Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!
哦对比第二部的道服化，摄影，剪辑我心满意足了。剧情还是一言难尽，我已经不想吐槽角色了（看过原著的人表示要怪就怪原作者Anna）其实相比之下这部算是没什么剧情（对于男女主的感情线来说），比较平稳的一部了（也可能我看过书的原因？）
激情动作太假！
各方面都非常讲究，打乌龟主教那段还挺邪魅的。黑各种敌对势力蛮爽的，反正认真就输了。大英神剧不为过😂
这部就解释了男主toxic完全是因为原生家庭啊……Go get a therapist, everyone.
咦，怎么越来越好看了，hero变帅了，演技也变好了，等4
电影可分成前后两部分：前半段一直在磨磨唧唧父子情那点事，难看的一逼；后半段转折后动作戏逐渐增多，节奏也轻快起来。感觉只有后半段是马修·沃恩执导一样。列宁给搞成了反派和希特勒小手一握，这种恶趣味也是够了。
H“因为这是我的包袱，我不想加诸在你身上。”
咩咩队立大功。动作戏还行，就是故事情节太沙雕了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
我倒要看看还能烂成什么样。//真的好烂，一部比一部烂。无话可说了。
整部片子，可以说就是那种“戏说=胡说”的典型。 从剧作层面来看，它的风格割裂的，节奏是混乱的。
确实拍的乱七八糟，但是我觉得故事还是有意思的，我永远粉王牌特工就对了。
震惊，一贵族圈养搏击俱乐部搞情报战、大反派竟在总部养羊补贴经费、世界大战竟只因三兄弟阋墙划掉只因北佬不服王统、保皇党划掉和平主义者拉拢多国参战只为保全英土。震惊，口号喊响梗铺满竟无人买单，到底是道德的沦丧还是观众突变出了脑子。
王牌特工的“黄金圈”真不咋地，但是这部源起却是另起炉灶之作，中规中矩，7分左右。不失皇家和贵族氛围，不失政治调侃和幽默，不失爆米花动作场景。有些人因为小鲜肉的线条戛然而止而对影片不满，但这恰恰是牛津公爵再出江湖的原因。
电影可分成前后两部分：前半段一直在磨磨唧唧父子情那点事，难看的一逼；后半段转折后动作戏逐渐增多，节奏也轻快起来。感觉只有后半段是马修·沃恩执导一样。列宁给搞成了反派和希特勒小手一握，这种恶趣味也是够了。
果然是英国人拍的么，管家们联合拯救世界~
喜欢两个人在船上倚靠在一起的那段对白。不过这破电影为啥不拍成剧啊？
太愚蠢了。既然剧情都是胡扯，就不必浪费口舌进行评价了，反正意淫无罪。只有一点:像跳伞、攀岩、手斩人头这类体力活，请让年轻人做吧。一个糟老头子恨不得独角戏唱全本，真的没有可看性。
这部真是难看 jo好好看 英雄哥怎么发面了 本来这种光靠颜值和doi戏的“五十度灰”电影就只有这两个卖点了 剧情可以直接忽略 可是为什么英雄哥还发面了 女主倒是更好看了 doi也难看的得要死 以为两个人已经开始貌合神离了 在外都有其他人的程度😅 怎么女导演拍的还不如男导演
这剧情真尼玛鬼扯，打斗还不错，我喜欢后面的，前面的打斗我也觉得不是那么好。
。。。。下次有第四部建议直接看少儿不宜部分，然后跑
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