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分类： 喜剧片 2005

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 锦锦 8小时前 :

    这些短评在干嘛 来团建的？当时很期待来着，结果剧本不知所云 映后语无伦次 口口声声说要做什么不一样的战争片 那映后还有访谈里为什么一边“生命的意志在于时代的信仰”一边看不起这个那个装大逼？主角的生命意志么没看出来 混沌的战争控诉么没感觉到 这两星就是为漂亮的画面打的 整个团队的立牌坊行为不仅体现在剧本上也体现在映后的言语中 建议没话说可以不说 没钱拍可以不拍 搞得故事讲不好 主旋律主题也蹭不上

  • 缪晔晔 3小时前 :

    南京后窗放映看了，不知道是调色就这么调的还是银幕问题，画面里总有蓝光。看了半个小时才慢慢习惯这种泛蓝的画面…

  • 范古兰 9小时前 :

    到底要主旋律还是要人性？说了半天还是不知道所有人为什么而死。搞这么多的噱头，黑白、诗意、方言，最后其实就像后三十分钟的混音时序一样，错位了。其实也挺讽刺的，在黑白摄影里唯一明显的色彩就是红色，最后的血雨下得我十分尴尬，但细细一想主要还是尴尬在更宏大的背景而不是这场戏里

  • 绍香卉 3小时前 :

    中国电影学派！集多家之长，本土化自洽。虽有瑕疵但整体极佳，国美在电影领域不容小觑。期待更多有态度和艺术美感的“主旋律”。

  • 蒙冰冰 0小时前 :

    《蛇之拥抱》既视感，越肩视角拍摄，低饱和摄影，方言对白催发出非一般的艺术腔调，剧本还是简单，抽出骨干不太能打，但作为主旋律战争片的新尝试，值得肯定和赞扬。

  • 禄景逸 1小时前 :

    当然整部电影的镜头都很美，不同人物所代表的不同类型的革命战士，以及最后的血雨，再考虑到这是一部命题电影。真的很不错。

  • 赫连璞瑜 1小时前 :

    我在那片丛林中看见无数个自己：

  • 赧睿哲 0小时前 :

    诗歌这种题材是骗不了人的，你有多高尚，多深奥，你的诗歌便有多优秀；你有多庸俗多浅薄，你的诗便有多媚俗。

  • 锦洲 2小时前 :

    战斗逻辑混乱，人物不清不楚，类似气质的欧洲战争片不算少数，基础不搭好玩形式更加灾难，最致命的还是后期让其他人配音，口型不对，声音不对，非常出戏

  • 雯云 1小时前 :

    很沉浸，但可能只是因为我太久没能有机会进电影院了。

  • 景文星 6小时前 :

    整体没有预告片中呈现的影像质感好 有一些好点子 但总体还是常规拍法 整体略显粗糙

  • 诚骏 3小时前 :

    看了一个小时才基本理清人物关系，感谢后排社区党员的好记性，不然我连谁死了都搞不清楚。。

  • 潘听南 1小时前 :

    看个电影装什么逼 玩形式把自己玩死了 难看就是难看 没什么值得辩解的 希望那些和我一样被海报吸引来看的赶紧逃 不要再动一丝想看这电影的念头

  • 马佳春桃 0小时前 :

    其实有个合理的解释，“云霄之上”嘛，都是死后的梦，一瞬间所有左冲右突的理念、前后矛盾的逻辑、变动不一的色调、动态全无的声效等各种问题迎刃而解。导演映后的视频里介绍说是接的上边任务，那能做成这样挺难得了，也很谦虚得没有碰瓷什么“中国诗意美学”，但说自己想在电影本体语音上有所探索和创新，还是没有哈，频频想到《1917》就是说。

  • 贸沛萍 5小时前 :

    视听在我看来非常优秀，芦苇荡镜头逻辑有点乱。内地院线需要更多这样的“电影院电影”。

  • 普良骏 8小时前 :

    2.5 影像风格是值得鼓励的，但是形式大于内容，中间一度暗得没法看，部分场景布光和表演太舞台剧了。声音设计完成度也一般，空间和层次感欠缺。

  • 杉薇 9小时前 :

    棱角分明，侧颜杀满分，尤其那凸出的喉结都是戏，男性荷尔蒙爆棚。

  • 赏涵涵 4小时前 :

    只见其美，并无诗性。这种美感是摄影带来的，雾色在光影中间穿梭，确实很漂亮。但好像只是为了去拍一个好看的镜头，并不服务于剧情，人物。导致剧情松散，人物单薄，没有令人动容的地方，这些都是与摄影脱轨的

  • 法沛柔 6小时前 :

    跟老师聊：一个给7.4，一个直接认为半成品。 声觉问题真的明显，一些音响的空间感以及配合度都很差（造成这个技术缺陷的理由极其离谱），但德格才让的音效音乐做的很好。 刘智海导演本身的调度没问题。芦苇荡大战一段别出心裁，喜欢；三次幻觉设计也所指清晰，没有硬伤。 主演是朋友，演技精彩，也下了苦功夫，但就是整体亮度太低，损失了大量面部细节，减损了演员的发挥空间（太暗也有一个离谱的理由，不是出于美学需求…）。 整体我个人挺喜欢，全程也没跑神。

  • 铭宇 4小时前 :

    前面觉得一般，结尾还是有被震撼到。美院也是把风格化做出来了。还有，终于懂为什么北影节要把“红军与白军”改成红与白了。

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