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分类： 喜剧片 2012

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 梁振 8小时前 :

    名正言顺地捞钱，好在我也感觉被捞得心甘情愿。

  • 曾依云 3小时前 :

    好莱坞处在在一个不断拙劣地模仿自己从前模样的时代，这种模仿本身就构成一个矩阵了 何必还要追求一种表面的拟像呢？在各种铺天盖地的尴尬台词和子弹时间烂梗之后 片子朝着中年爱情与丧尸片的方向冲刺了起来……不能想象还能怎么更烂

  • 甘英媛 3小时前 :

    7.neo、trinity发糖了！！

  • 靖听云 0小时前 :

    就它肯定不是好电影，但它真的也不难看，导演再怎么黑华纳明显对角色还是带着无限的怜爱，这种爱，透过朝阳下Trinity美丽的逆光特写，传递给了我们。

  • 曼欢 1小时前 :

    为什么要有那些闪回啊。而且也太多sense 8的演员了吧。。。感觉像在看超感猎杀圣诞特别篇，虽然我还挺喜欢他们的。这个故事啊，我真的是看不懂啊。。。

  • 浮曼雁 7小时前 :

    好莱坞处在在一个不断拙劣地模仿自己从前模样的时代，这种模仿本身就构成一个矩阵了 何必还要追求一种表面的拟像呢？在各种铺天盖地的尴尬台词和子弹时间烂梗之后 片子朝着中年爱情与丧尸片的方向冲刺了起来……不能想象还能怎么更烂

  • 让恨真 6小时前 :

    突然得知要出续作，而且还是原来的导演，特别期待。这年头期待啥就失望啥。其实故事还是很通顺的，虽然台词很多而且听着很复杂很有哲理，又拍了2个半小时，妥妥的商业大制作片长，但其实讲的就是把前作的男女主角救回现实世界的简单故事，穿插了很多三部曲的画面勾回忆。Neo救出来后也没有什么贡献，Trinity也是如此，感觉救不救问题也不大，救出来反而喂我一嘴狗粮，看他们超人附体满天飞，何必呢？主创也不想恰烂钱，所以直接在电影里吐槽华纳兄弟，也不知道这是怎么没被要求重拍的。看着基努的长发和胡子，我一直串戏到John Wick，他的面瘫表演也没什么不同，还好中途有光头造型，不至于太单调。结尾高潮大战拍得不差，但以这个系列的要求来说还是弱爆了。如果老版Agent Smith和Morpheus能参演还能多加一星。

  • 栋振 4小时前 :

    再套上几层虚拟/现实的层级也盖不住炒冷饭的馊味了，再多自嘲与怀旧也掩饰不了剧情的空洞无力。加起来一百二十多岁的男女主角，老胳膊老腿还要拼命地打斗和恋爱，看着都累。

  • 露娜 5小时前 :

    哪有什么Paint the sky with rainbows,不过是Matrix制造的信息茧房

  • 锦琬 3小时前 :

    就这俩哥门这几年作品水准来看还真的是捏把汗，别是黔驴技穷之后拿少年时代惊天下的东西出来救不得志中年的命。//

  • 申屠宇达 1小时前 :

    小乔这么甜，怎么比得了一脸凶相的Hugo🙊

  • 智晴岚 1小时前 :

    最后变成僵尸片还挺好笑的！剧中角色自己吐槽华纳非得让他们给三部曲做续集，可以的。吐槽自己的子弹时间也是很逗了。彩蛋 The Catrix!

  • 费烨煜 1小时前 :

    虽说基本是粉丝向续集，不过沃卓斯基这个恶搞吐槽自嘲的劲头，多少也有点当年特里吉列姆的感觉了。当年有多炫目的视觉先锋，现在就有多暴躁不羁的自戳双目。

  • 格慧 8小时前 :

    里面那段吐槽很合适，强行拍第四部，把第三部那么好的结局都败坏了。剧本感觉是临时凑的，整部电影凝聚力太弱了。前半段废话连篇，不知道怎么想出来的台词，到了最后一个小时才到正题，显得后半段还没有那么差了。最可怕的是，结局还是开放式的，说不定又是三部曲。

  • 訾炳君 8小时前 :

    真的就是导演带着Matrix和sense8做团建的项目！

  • 韦和裕 7小时前 :

    quote“整部电影就和基努里维斯的状态一样疲惫” 自我吐槽还挺有意思 不过看下来就感觉像个粉丝玩梗大电影 我全程WTF?? 2022/1/16@星轶with C

  • 雨惠 0小时前 :

    电影开场就直说了Reboot sells，可能在好莱坞眼中经典IP重启就是财富密码(然而并不是)。

  • 漫南蓉 2小时前 :

    如果确实如传闻所说，导演不想拍被逼着拍，干脆直接摆烂，那我觉得本片摆烂得挺好的，干脆就告诉你前三部就是基努里维斯的一个电脑游戏而已。矩阵是存在的，矩阵里面的人物也是存在的，但是和真实的人类是不一样的，不相关的。你会飞，我会飞，爱谁谁谁。

  • 素涵亮 5小时前 :

    很烂，但我看完还是忍不住摁了摁影院卫生间的玻璃。可能我们看的是Matrix版本的The Matrix Resurrections。

  • 濯光临 3小时前 :

    五一巨幕 有点熟悉的味道，可惜缺了当初的惊艳

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