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分类： 喜剧片 2012

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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    想起了徐霞客，苏轼兄弟，雅典娜圣斗士。

  • 念元魁 2小时前 :

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  • 捷友易 5小时前 :

    总有评论的说这类电影应该中国自己拍，为什么韩国和日本拍的更好。我觉得跟大学所教和社会形态有关系。韩国喜欢并擅长培养国际大导演，片场里导演最大而不是中国式的投资最大，明星也是演技为佳而不是流量为好。导演没深度，读书少，想法少，自然拍不出好东西。但是就像足球一样，不是换一批人就能走进世界杯了一样。值得庆幸的是，观众雪亮的眼睛能分辨是非，豆瓣非流量之地，烂片在这里经不起打磨。希望越来越多的人支持新电影、新概念，少翻牌、少续集，不是演员料的请去参加综艺，不要影响电影之路

  • 勾阳飙 5小时前 :

    很多年前和好友们几经周折坐船去黑山岛，岛上人说，这里没有外国人来的啊。看电影知道了，原来是古人流放之地……

  • 叶雨莲 1小时前 :

    近乎完美的电影，给人以力量！原来一直以为是文艺片，其实还是非常大众向的。在黑白的文人色调中，韩国人思索以西方科学充实东方智慧，在污浊现实中探寻自我价值和社会价值。儒家性理学能培育正直之人，却无法改变腐朽的现状，整个官僚体系由外儒内法的谎言、醉生梦死的官吏、追名逐利的小人组成。正直只存在于被流放的士大夫和朴实的渔民中，这是各国电影普遍简单化的想象，但非常动人。以乌贼比喻昌大，其墨汁写在纸上有非凡光泽但时间长了会褪色，放回海水中墨迹便重新显现；若无乌贼的骨，便不可治疮。儒家知识分子虽然修身一流，能舍弃名利，但还需要向西方学习实用科学，向渔民学习如何生活。本片就是借着双男主互相学习的过程，把所有这些思索都拧成一股绳。昌大说：“若不能按照所学的来生活，就得按照自己的性格来生活。”嗯，别再压抑自己了！

  • 易乐芸 4小时前 :

    超出时代的人总是孤独，但能活出真我。

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    震撼激动琢琢磨磨之后，才明白，对于个体，这片子是如此"离经叛道"，却也是何等的优秀。不左不右，不守不狂，被催毁的灵肉探寻最正确最高贵的生存主旨，"好的要留下，好的要学会，才是正道"是最难以达成的作为。这部生物学小册子属性科普，而背后是付出一切追寻真知和大道的悲情人生，真不是庶民和强权可以接受的，却是人类文明能够发展至今必然发生的。

  • 卫家胜 1小时前 :

    过誉了，情节相当浅薄、俗套，所谓的人文解读只是皮相之谈，略微讲了西学东渐和程朱理学（就提了几句话）。我反倒更期待咱们国家拍出这种题材的作品。

  • 卫锦镞 5小时前 :

    那个彩色的世界真的来了吗？真的来了吗？我们不是一遍又一遍一人又一人的奋不顾身的冲进黑暗之中吗？

  • 戢雪巧 7小时前 :

    ❶好喜歡，完全具象化了我所想像的東亞士人之氣；❷儒道與西學並不衝突；❸茲山-黑山；❹裡面提到的魚類都好有趣！植物譜系也吸引人；❺「活成向上飛的鶴」未嘗不可，但是更想像黑山這樣看起來荒涼實則生機勃勃；❻讀書為何；❼就很感同身受，看完啜泣了好一會兒。

  • 励采春 3小时前 :

    克制、悠扬、悲伤，非常坚强。片子开头想到苏东坡，后来想到李商隐，中国历史长河中的这样的人物，还有很多很多。

  • 尉迟梦寒 9小时前 :

    因为理念太过超前而不能被众人认可这点可以忍，但如果弟子都不能理解，甚至反其道而行的话，得是多么痛心

  • 振铭 5小时前 :

    “如白鹤之生虽好，而兹山之污泥亦善也”

  • 冼灵秋 7小时前 :

    如今难得一见的黑白历史电影，黑白更能衬托出那段历史的厚重感。丁若荃和张昌大亦师亦友，虽理念不通而分离，但那份十四年生活学习的情谊仍在。昌大从想为国为民而做官到最后回到慈山，返璞归真，深得老师丁若荃对待世界和自我的精神。

  • 伊嘉福 8小时前 :

    薛景求青龙影帝了，不得不说他在这部片子里十分迷人，这是我心里真正儒家学者的形象，不拘于物，超脱于时代，多么美好的人啊，道袍纱帽的风流令人心醉。

  • 方飞语 0小时前 :

    开头一种思悼的感觉，昌大去做官那段拍得有点垮，前面很好，两个人做鱼谱太好玩了

  • 卫珉成 4小时前 :

    很多年前和好友们几经周折坐船去黑山岛，岛上人说，这里没有外国人来的啊。看电影知道了，原来是古人流放之地……

  • 卫明娟 3小时前 :

    片子整体不错，但有两点略可吐槽。其一是顺便吹了一波天主教。那时的封建理学固然已经落后，天主教也着实没什么值得推崇的。其二是昌大一点政治智慧都没学到，可能也是因为老师有意无意没教。身为上官想搞一个下属，怎么想都不至于需要直接动手。连这点考验都解决不了，也确实说明他不适合做官。

  • 彤娅 3小时前 :

    即使是微弱的光，在四下黑沉的山林中，也足够明亮了。

  • 戎灵卉 8小时前 :

    看的时候会想到苏轼，想到颜回，虽然更接近的是近代的有识之士吧。电影整体风格沉静，有文人气质的感觉

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